Ok so I was bored and ran into this website called " learn from my fail" and must say some of the things I found had me shooting coffee out of my nose. The name of the submitter is after the quote:
If your dad is apologizing to his urologist about causing him to miss tennis; make your joke about 'playing with balls either way' AFTER the doctor has left the room. #LFMF
Submitted by: JayNay
When there's a chair in the doorway, simply set it aside instead of vaulting over it. Doorframes are lower than they appear. #LFMF
Submitted By: Microft_Holmes
When your boss tells you that they have a daughter, the correct response is NOT, "Is she hot?" #LFMF
Submitted by: In Hot Water
When asking the mechanic to look at wobbling tires, never ask "While you’re down there, can you check my nuts?" #LFMF
Submitted by: Rotated’s
Never tell a casual aquaintance at the grocery store that you are going to spend some quality time by yourself if the sole contents of your cart are a bottle of wine, a tawdry romance novel, and a banana. #LFMF
Submitted by: ChickLit
Always remember to silence your cellphone at church. Especially if your ringtone happens to be the theme song from The Exorcist. #LFMF
Submitted by: glowea
